Cowboy Bebop, FUCK YEAH
Via Geekologie
See Photo below for reference
Whose up for some Science Fiction in their hip-hop!?
Who doesn’t have days like these? (Via Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal)
I’m more prone to watch the show if this was the intro. Then again, I wouldn’t be sure if the show would exist, everyone died.
“I need a shower. I smell like pot and Bilbo Baggins.”
— Friend Brittany Madison Kane
(via drwood)
keep being awesome! (via passiveaggressivenotes)
My Conversation with a Telemarketer.
- Telemarketer: Excuse me sir, but it has come to my attention that you have received a postcard in the mail that entitles you to two complimentary tickets aboard the Carnival Cruiselines to a destination of your choice. Now there is no purchase necessary but I'm calling to follow up on the offer we gave you. Now if you can grab a pen and paper, I can give you the confirmation number you will need to claim your tickets.
- Me: Uh, okay.
- Telemarketer: N as in Nancy, J as in John, One, One, Four
- Me: Got it
- Telemarketer: Okay, I'm going to begin asking you a series of questions and you are to tell me what category you fall into. Are you currently Married, Single or in Disunion?
- Me: Single
- Telemarketer: (beat) Are you Engaged currently or...?
- Me: Nope
- Telemarketer: Are you seeing someone? Living with a girlfriend?
- Me: Nope
- Telemarketer: Are you interested in anyone? Friends with Benefits?
- Me: uh... No?
- Telemarketer: I'm sorry but you do not qualify for our package, but if I can get your name, there is another promotion we are running that you do qualify for. What is your name?
- Me: Moses Roberts
- Telemarketer: Okay, if you can hold tight for one second, I can transfer you.
- Me: Okay. *hangs up*
